dutchster:

Applying for jobs like

Dear Sir/Madam, 
Thank you for rejecting my job application to your company.
I have read your application with interest. Because I have received a large number of refusals, I had to make a selection of candidates and I regret to tell you that you are not part of this group.
Despite your qualities and experience in rejecting job applicants, I must inform you your refusal does not meet my profile for this position.
For this reason, I am notifying you I will start working for your company effective immediately. I am looking forward to a prosperous collaboration.
I wish you all the best in rejecting future applicants.
Sincerely, Mark dutchster

dutchster:

Applying for jobs like

Dear Sir/Madam, 

Thank you for rejecting my job application to your company.

I have read your application with interest. Because I have received a large number of refusals, I had to make a selection of candidates and I regret to tell you that you are not part of this group.

Despite your qualities and experience in rejecting job applicants, I must inform you your refusal does not meet my profile for this position.

For this reason, I am notifying you I will start working for your company effective immediately. I am looking forward to a prosperous collaboration.

I wish you all the best in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely, 
Mark dutchster

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misandry-mermaid:

roachpatrol:

i can’t get over how sad and funny it is when you see a teenage boy being real snotty about what he finds sexually attractive like oh no he doesn’t like bright lipstick and gladiator sandals make you look like a whore 

like buddy sorry you are not some kind of sexual wine connoisseur you are sixteen and would probably fuck a grapefruit

I think about this post a lot.

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thepoliticalfreakshow:

President Obama Meets With American Doctor Who Survived The Ebola Outbreak
President Obama met with American doctor Dr. Kent Brantly and his wife, Amber, Tuesday.
Brantly became infected with Ebola while doing missionary aid work in Liberia. Fellow aid worker Nancy Writebol was also diagnosed with the virus. Both survived the virus after being flown back to the United States for treatment.
Brantly was treated with the experimental treatment, ZMapp, which had never been used on humans before.
The Ebola virus in West Africa has infected more than 4,200 people since its most recent outbreak, killing nearly 2,300.
Source: Andrew Kaczynski for Buzzfeed News

thepoliticalfreakshow:

President Obama Meets With American Doctor Who Survived The Ebola Outbreak

President Obama met with American doctor Dr. Kent Brantly and his wife, Amber, Tuesday.

Brantly became infected with Ebola while doing missionary aid work in Liberia. Fellow aid worker Nancy Writebol was also diagnosed with the virus. Both survived the virus after being flown back to the United States for treatment.

Brantly was treated with the experimental treatment, ZMapp, which had never been used on humans before.

The Ebola virus in West Africa has infected more than 4,200 people since its most recent outbreak, killing nearly 2,300.

Source: Andrew Kaczynski for Buzzfeed News


What is it about modern conservatism that demands there always be not just a threat, but an existential threat? It’s not enough that Saddam Hussein was a vicious dictator, he also had to be just years away from unleashing a “mushroom cloud” upon us all. It’s not just that there was a temporary rise in the number of undocumented minors crossing our borders, we had to have people like Rep. Louie Gohmert explain to us why this was going to somehow result in the end of American civilization. And those kids probably had Ebola. And they were probably Muslims. Reforming health care was going to lead to a dystopian future in which you would appear before a government panel that decided whether you lived or died. Putin is an evil mastermind who has his eyes not just on Crimea or even Ukraine, but on most of Europe if we do not send in our own tanks, or talk much more angrily, or do some other unspecified something. Everything is the immediate precursor to Armageddon, every day, all the time.

theprelovedbooks:

So I turned in my job application to a used bookstore today, and there was a very cute boy at the front who took my application

and I was like, hello, yes, I would like to work with that


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thebooksandbeauties:

Exclusive from Russia.

thebooksandbeauties:

Exclusive from Russia.

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phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

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yzma:

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

@jkrowling please confirm if the spice girls are canon

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